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This is for OneEyedDoe-TM 

But while we're all here, why don't I tell you a bit about myself!

I'm super shy, though my good posture gives an air of confidence. People often mistake this for arrogance.
Only about five feet tall; I fit into children's and Asian clothes sizes well.
Many people think I am around ten years younger than my actual age.
I've been a vegetarian for four years now. Surprisingly easy lifestyle change.
It's winter most of the year here; temperatures often drop to -30 degrees Fahrenheit.
Farmer's daughter! I'm from the middle of nowhere.